February 2012
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iceskatingpanda asked: Tumblr says you are my...
Can we please :3 Because you are adorable and I need someone to wear matching christmas jumpers in summer with
Sounds like a deal! Best. Plan. Ever. :D :D :D
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Social Media sites like tumblr are a waste of time and I feel like they subtract from our overall social experiences rather than enhance them. But I just cant stop reblogging pictures of puppies and kittens.
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William Shatner is Real
(Thoughts about the album “Has Been” by William Shatner that I wrote out a while ago.)
I expect honesty from people. I don’t know why, it’s something I don’t usually extend to anyone myself. But honesty is important to me, dammit. Especially in music.
There a lack of honesty in a lot of music, and that’s ok. I know when I write, I don’t always write honestly. A lot of writing is about...
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The Man Working at Krispy Kreme Gave Us a Dozen...
I immediately took off all of my clothes and began dancing around.
I then told him I would do any number of sexual things for him.
I then began throwing money at him.
Then on the drive home, I proceeded to get out of my car and hug everyone at ever stop light.
Then when I got home, I ate the donuts.
And now I can die happy.
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Lana Del Ray: Quit Sexually Assaulting Me
Lana Del Rey feels like the musical equivalent of rape.
Ok, maybe not rape. It’s more like I’m at a party, and I enjoy Del Rey’s company. She has a nice voice and the things she says are good to listen to. But then she starts forcing herself upon me, and shes trying way to hard. And I just keep saying “I like you, but c’mon, this is a little much”. But she just...
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breathe-for-love:
iceskatingpanda replied to your post: I keep having these awkward moments this week…
“It would be awkward if you talked about how attractive I am all the time. You’re right.”
Exactly. Like. I just don’t want the other guys at school to feel bad because they aren’t as sexy as you.
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I had no idea Brian Jacques, the author of...
Its like someone walked up and punched me in the childhood.
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Rock and Roll, Guys!
If anyone asked me what my favorite kind of music is, I would say Rock. If someone asked me what my second favorite kind of music is, I would say Rock and Roll. If someone asked me what my third favorite kind of music is, I would say there is no other kind of music, now get out of my house.
The best thing about Rock and Roll is the guitar. The guitar is an instrument that takes no skill to play,...
January 2012
9 posts
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Sherlock Holmes is Electrifying (literally)
Sherlock Holmes is a pretty big deal right now. In the past few years, he’s found a resurgence in popularity due to two things. Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes movies are one reason. They’re full of explosions and plenty of gay undertones. Sherlock, the BBC tv series, is another reason. Its full of witty dialogue and plenty of gay overtones. Either one is a valid form of...
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My band, The Hitt Boyz, just got threatened with a...
“have you guys even researched hittboyz before you decided to make it ur name
if it doesnt change within a month you guys will get sued, not by us but by our company, we have that name copywritten already”
This is honestly the greatest thing thats ever happened. Ever.
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Trendy Trends Trends
You’ve seen this.
1. Get on Social Media Site
2. Complain about significant other, how they did you wrong, how they mistreated you, how you’re way better off without them. Read all the comments telling you how your much better off without them gurrrrlll frrraaaan, so on and so forth.
3. Get back with said person a week later
4. Get on Social Media Site
5. Tell everyone how much...
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December 2011
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A Wonderful Year (Also titled: Fuck You 2011, I...
This year I think society learned a lot. Things I observed were…
Maybe people aren’t ready for a skinny Jonah Hill
Men, as a whole, will go gay for either Michael Fassbender or Ryan Gosling
Skyrim eats up just as much time as people imagined it would
You can’t dislike like The Muppets movie
You can dislike Drive. But this allows me to can dislike you
Megaman Legends 3 was...
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“The possibilities of us having a bunk bed. They’re endless. The sex girls...”
– My friend Zack, who will be moving in with me shortly.
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Tried to set my room mate on fire
Didn’t succeed.
Not this time.
Soon…
November 2011
22 posts
Anonymous asked: who has the best boobs around?
Anonymous asked: How come you don't ever answer questions seriously? =P
Anonymous asked: If Earth were being evacuated and we were all being taken to the Moon, and you could only take 10 people, who would you take? George Clooney and Ryan Gosling are excluded. John Stamos is in, but his hair counts as a separate person.
Anonymous asked: What is most attractive about a woman?
rapunzelthelion asked: How many boobs do you have?
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Just found out about something called TMI tueday
So…ask me questions about my boobs or something.
http://iceskatingpanda.tumblr.com/
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Our new band name
Disney Presents:: Gargoyles The Animated Series (featuring The Hit Boys and Adam)
Going to look good on a shirt, thats for sure.
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Got a paper due tomorrow and the time to do it
Not going to guys.
I’m not going to.
Take that. System.
Occupy homework.
Anonymous asked: So you want a girlfriend, eh? Anyone in mind?
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I need a girlfriend for one sole reason
When I cook, I always cook way too much food. So I just need someone to come help me eat all of it.
I need a girlfriend, or just someone, to cook for. It’s like, the opposite of anything any man has ever said.
But she just really has to like breakfast. Because that’s about all I cook these days. But boy do I cook a lot of it.
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Types of Facebook posts
Things I don’t care about…
How much you love your boyfriend/girlfriend. You two could end world hunger, cure AIDS and create world peace and I still just wouldn’t care
How many alcoholic beverages you had the previous night. I know you want people to know you had fun, but I don’t care about the orgies you go to.
Your favorite LMFAO song. Because FUCK YOU.
Why...
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Saw Happy Feet 2 at midnight!
I really liked the parts where Bella and Edward sexed a bunch and Shark Boy fell in love with a baby.
Masterpiece.
Anonymous asked: Wait. So when girls like you... you hit them with your abnormally large tennis racquet?
Anonymous asked: Why are you pretty much the coolest person ever?
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How did Bradley Cooper get Sexiest Man of the Year...
Rant about an arbitrary contest that doesn’t matter and never will.
Like, did they see any of the movies that Bradley Cooper was in this year? More importantly did they see any of the movies Ryan the Fucking Gosling was in? DID THEY SEE DRIVE?
DID THEY SEE THIS?!
He owned this year.
He took this year out on a hot date and didn’t even try to have sex with it, cause he’s a...
Anonymous asked: If you had thirteen babies, what would their names be, and which one would be your favorite and why? (Out of thirteen, you'd definitely have a favorite)
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Ways I Make Friends
1. Be the very best, like no one ever was.
2. Learn to cook. Everything.
3. Fight them to show them I am strong.
4. Write poetry about things people like, like shower curtains and coasters and stuff.
5. Always carry a pocket watch that doesn’t work but has a train on it. Then you can always say “Its train time”.
6. Know the words to all of Beyonce’s songs, just in...
Anonymous asked: I decided to creep on your anon box, but I wasn't sure how often you'd be on since you don't post to often. But you speak in tumblr speak, which pretty much makes you the shit. And you're adorable, so that's a bonus.
Anonymous asked: Creepy anon is creepy. >.>
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October 2011
13 posts
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Makin’ muzak
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How to make a kind gesture to my pretty lady...
1. Bake them cookies
2. Bake them a bunch of cookies
3. Make lots of noise until they have to come over and complain, then they’ll see Im a pretty nice guy.
4. Bake them one giant cookies.
5. Do nothing.
Number 5 is the way to go I think.
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All Food is Future Poop
Think about it.